l3ts-get-fri3d:

mexi-doodler:

theeforvendetta:

dr0p-dead-kitten:

daddys-little-baby–girl:

I laughed so hard at this in the middle of class

Nobody is more done with people than Steve.

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO LAUGH WHEN I’M STILL RECOVERING FROM MY CHEST CONGESTION???? I’M LIKE HACKING OVER HERE 

I just read all of these and I can’t stop laughing 😂

bastille:

How the FUCK do some of y’all sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and you’re all spread out with your junk hanging out? Who’s gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I don’t think so

marauders4evr:

I want to become a tour guide of one of those haunted asylum tours. I’d sort of hunch over in my wheelchair, wrapped in a cloak, greeting the people. They’ll be nudging each other, waiting to hear about the crazies.

I’ll beckon them with a single finger, wheeling backwards, letting the darkness consume me. They’ll follow, inch by inch, already trembling with adrenaline.

We’ll enter the asylum. It will be dark. Gloomy.

“Take your seats,” I say.

They’re confused but comply, feeling in the dark, finally reaching a table. They can’t wait. They have their cameras prepared.

Somebody asks if you can still hear the patients’ screams in the corridors.

“Well,” I say, “you can hear someone’s screams.”

Without warning, the door crashes shut. We hear a lock. People start screaming. Panicking. At that moment, the lights come on. We’re sitting in a lecture hall. I whisk off my cloak to reveal a perfectly tailored suit.

“All right, folks,” I say. “Let’s talk about how every single horrifying event that happened in asylums was a direct result of the doctors and nurses committing medical malpractice rather than the patients themselves, shall we? We’ll start with Rosemary Kennedy. Someone get the lights. I have a PowerPoint.”

hullaballoons:

little-king-john:

artwhork:

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

“You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the worst life philosophy and you can use it to justify anything.

ok like not to rain on ur parade but getting a tattoo and eating some fries are very different than setting ur house on fire and drinking venom like I see where ur coming from but we were only going like 25 mph u didn’t need to accelerate it to 120 in a second lmao

Go away, leave me alone, please it’s for your own safety

when I get angry I do horrible things. I want to be left alone. I don’t want anyone near me. Please go away from me. You’re not safe.

Anonymous

Come off anon please

spooniestrong:

Every Spoonie ever.

joaniebluetoes:

Friends, Reunited.

Dean and Aidan at Hollycon Tokyo 26th - 28th August 2016.  My personal favourites